Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
- 100 cats
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
- *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
- well what's the worst that could happen